diff --git a/tools/get_platform.py b/tools/get_platform.py
index 3dd34516..f53ca83a 100644
--- a/tools/get_platform.py
+++ b/tools/get_platform.py
@@ -26,6 +26,8 @@ DEBIAN_VERSION = "/etc/debian_version"
 GENTOO_RELEASE = "/etc/gentoo-release"
 
 def _platform():
+    return ("nixos", "nixos")
+
     osType, _, _, _, _, _ = platform.uname()
 
     if osType == "Windows":
@@ -75,6 +77,8 @@ def _platform():
         return (None, osType.lower())
 
 def _distro(osType):
+    return "unknown_version"
+
     def getRedhatDistroVersion(pattern):
         with open(SYSTEM_RELEASE, "r") as fd:
             contents = fd.read()